I want to be very clear about something.  Do not bring your 2-3 year old to a rated R movie at 10:10 at night.  Do not laugh and carry one when she cries.  Do not use an LED flashlight to find her lost toys.  Furthermore Do not talk during the movie.  Do not answer your RINGING CELL PHONE (that should be turned off) and talk about your plans to get McDonalds after the movie.  Do not continually hit on the girl next to you.  Finally do not ask me what my problem is when I turn around a look at you for being a row full of assholes and then proceed to joke about how I couldn’t find you in a dark theater (and perpetuate stereotypes about your own race), because I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you quit talking now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hurt you.